Take a Knee

It's a real trip going from watching Kneecap to checking the scores of the college football championship -- from supporting the Irish to hoping they get crushed in a span of about 10 minutes.

Next Business Venture

Would you believe no one in NYC--to date, as far as I can tell--has opened a restaurant called New York Satay?

I'm sticking with the G Train

I had to take the 1 train somewhere today--here have been my options for cars so far: 

Car 1:

Teens, aka youths, playing music on a Bluetooth speaker

Car 2:

Puke or some kind of spilled chicken thing right in front of one of the doors

Car 3:

Half of the lights are working

Pictured: Earning extra cool points with the hat