This is Either the Best Hat or the Worst Hat

...for going to see Eephus.

Best because it's a vintage-looking baseball hat, so a e s t h e t i c a l l y it fits in.

Worst because it's a Yankees hat, and the film takes place in Massachusetts, so I'mma bet most of the characters would hate the Bronx Bombers.

(Third opinion: Wearing any brimmed hat in a movie theater is the worst, because you could be blocking the view for the person behind you.)

📝🤾‍♂️🗑️

There has to be some possibility that somewhere out there--maybe at a periodical like the Post--that a sportswriter had a pre-written article for if the Mets did not re-sign their first baseman, and they look at their screen today and, with a mix of sadness and joy, delete the headline:

ALONSO MOURNING

(Sadness that they didn't get to print the headline, joy that he's back, back in the New York groove)

Take a Knee

It's a real trip going from watching Kneecap to checking the scores of the college football championship -- from supporting the Irish to hoping they get crushed in a span of about 10 minutes.

Next Business Venture

Would you believe no one in NYC--to date, as far as I can tell--has opened a restaurant called New York Satay?

I'm sticking with the G Train

I had to take the 1 train somewhere today--here have been my options for cars so far: 

Car 1:

Teens, aka youths, playing music on a Bluetooth speaker

Car 2:

Puke or some kind of spilled chicken thing right in front of one of the doors

Car 3:

Half of the lights are working

Pictured: Earning extra cool points with the hat