Mystery Machine's got a real glow-down lately, huh?
Ranked Choice is a Good Idea
And here's mine for the primary, since no one asked:
1. Myrie
Universal after-school programs are a great idea, and he seems like a genuinely good person
2. Lander
For anyone who's looking for "leadership experience"--also saw him this winter at the Brooklyn Public Library, at a talk about labor, so that's another plus
3. Mamdani
Probably getting the most votes otherwise, and free buses is a good idea, but the thing I like about ranked choice is that you don't have to vote for the one person you think will most likely win--you can put the candidates you like the most first and then get to the "favorites" lower down
4. Blake
Legendary first debate performance; sorely missed in the second
5. A. Adams
There's something to be said about serving as City Council Speaker, but I'm not a fan of getting big funding from delivery app PACs
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97. Getting hit by a newly speed-reduced electric Citi Bike
98. Tilson
99. Getting hit by a newly free-fare MTA bus
100. Cuomo
Had a Real Costanza Moment at Strand
But I swear I bought the book first! See look it's hot the little bookmark up there!!
P.S. One of the last things I did before the pandemic broke out--stretching "last things" to mean "around a month before"--was go to Coogan's after working the Millrose Games.
I do remember Elle Purrier bringing the Wanamaker Mile trophy into the bar, although, no word on if she or any other pros enjoyed any cold ones out of it (I wasn't about to peer over to where the pros were hanging out--gotta keep the stagehands separate from the stars).
Didn't Give a Full Ocular Pat down, and It Cost Me
Today at lunch I walked past a guy wearing a T-shirt that said:
Two things I'll always be...honest and in some Nikes
But by the time I had read the shirt, it was too late to look all the way down to tell if he was a liar.
Are There Rules Around What You Can Name a Street/Road/Etc.?
I'm sure there are, but King Arthur Ct was right there!
Is That How You Clean It?
So I'm getting out of the subway and I see a guy carrying his dry cleaning--and right in the middle of all the hangers is a hockey jersey.
And I had to wonder, is that how you're supposed to clean them? It's been a while since I've used any athletic department laundry facilities, but I feel like the staff at Conte Forum just...threw them in the washer with everyone else's gear?
Whether dry cleaning is or is not the right way to wash a hockey jersey, what's more important is that it was a rangers jersey, so either way, he's not gonna need that one for a few months! (Let's go Devils, clap, clap, clap clap clap, Marty's better, and so on and so forth.)
This is Either the Best Hat or the Worst Hat
...for going to see Eephus.
Best because it's a vintage-looking baseball hat, so a e s t h e t i c a l l y it fits in.
Worst because it's a Yankees hat, and the film takes place in Massachusetts, so I'mma bet most of the characters would hate the Bronx Bombers.
(Third opinion: Wearing any brimmed hat in a movie theater is the worst, because you could be blocking the view for the person behind you.)
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