I know this isn't true, but...

...what if Multi-Grain Cheerios are just Team Cheerios in a non-Olympic year?

What does the military have planned...

...that they're putting ads on Reddit?

And do they realize that their "targeted audience" is on the wrong side of 30?

I guess now's as good a time as ever to start this

This article was too long for me to get through:

but I think the solution to feeling Old Online is to start a Blogger site and try to recreate the internet of the mid-2000s.

So, I dunno, here's a post to start it off. Hopefully I'll write more posts in the future with more to them.